![]() 06/10/2015 at 11:06 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
In fact I don’t remember anything. There are a few bruises on my legs, there’s a pineapple next to my bed, and I have a gruelling headache. Did we get black-out drunk last night?
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Vague reimagining of you last night.
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uh how does your ass feel? Questioning the pineapple, this is in my head. Because 505 has mental issues
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I’m glad I missed whatever went on. A lot of people have been complaining about sore arses.
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Sounds like that you had fun. Check your phone/camera if there is some picture evidence of fun things happening.
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Um, okay.
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We partied in a very small car. It was a sedan.
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I can't even fit in a sedan.
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Now that you mention it, yeah, my ass is a little sore.
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Yet you fit in a coupe? Along with a tree?
I think you’re bluffing.
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It's a big coupe.
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To be more specific it was a fiesta sedan.
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This is why you never black out on nickel wing night.
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Ssshhhhhh. You'll awaken the beast.
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FUN FACT: A pineapple is not a fruit, but a cluster of fruitlets.
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AAW POOP!!
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k
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you’d have more room to party in a hatchback.
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*faceplam*
You missed what happened last night, didn't you? Heh.
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You have mental issues? Look at what I sent him in reply:
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/https-youtu-be…
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I caught on it late, but I’m having fun with the drama.
internet is srs bzns.
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No idea, I took a whole lot of bath salts last night and just kinda freaked out for the rest of the night. That pineapple may be mine, does it have a orange hole in it?
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I'm scared.
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It's purple.
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Fuck...
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Once went to a 25 cent wing and 1$ beer night. After the first 6, the rest just got better and better. The next day I was re-acquainted with my toilet bowl and I was rather upset I wasted time cleaning it a few days prior.
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So it’s a clusterfuck of fruit?
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we are both touched then!
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as long as we’re not touched like either of the people in your gif or my youtube clip.
man I gotta re-watch little nicky there’s some simply ridiculous shit in that movie.
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I wouldn’t recommend partying with pineapples bro.
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Yay you get the reference!
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thats not a real word. GTFO
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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/fruitle…
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Yes. Also, a confused swinger is a flustercuck.
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I wasn't black-out drunk. I'm not sure about you.